Ask Weird Questions Before You Buy

Ask weird questions. Anything under the sun. If you can wonder about it, then it can’t hurt to see what the sellers have to say about it. Ask why the seller is selling. Ask what, if any, furniture is included in the sale. Ask to look under the rugs and under the sinks. Is the house in a rural area? Ask about cable and internet service. Maybe it’s spotty, maybe it’s non-existent. Either way, these are just a few of potentially many things that you’d really rather know before making a decision.

I wrote this in a recent blog post about the 7.5 Mistakes Homebuyers Make. In hindsight, this tip is probably worthy of expanded coverage. The excerpt above lays out the rationale pretty clearly. Asking tough and/or weird questions, even and especially when they seem out of the ordinary, or make you feel shy, is one of the most important things you can do when considering a specific house or property.

Of all the times to be shy, making a major real estate transaction is not one of them. In most situations, I will choose not to “rock the boat,” but when looking for a home to buy, I found out that this was no time to leave stones carelessly unturned.

Some of the questions you will (and should) ask will indeed be strange. There’s nothing wrong with that. A few off-putting left-fielders might just keep the sellers and/or their agent on their heels enough to become an advantage in negotiation. The advantages to asking weird questions on your walkthrough far outweigh any disadvantages.

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13 Weird Questions to Ask Before Buying

Here are some questions that, in real life, would have spared some aggravation for either myself or someone I know, had they been asked prior to buying a house:

“This house looks really nice; why are you selling it?”

“Do these windows open?”

“Wait, isn’t this supposed to be a flood plain? Why is there no drainage in the streets?”

“The kitchen looks great with all those stainless steel appliances. Will they be staying with the house?”

“I see you’re leaving the washing machine. That wouldn’t be because the pipes have corroded and fused to the wall, would it?”

“Was this closet built around the hot water tank?”wonka weird questions meme

“May I pour out this bag of marbles to see if the floor has any low spots?”

“This property is kinda remote. How are cable and internet service out here?”

“Is the fence gate supposed to be submerged like that?”

“Mind if I give the cupboard under the sink the old sniff test?”

“That enormous box television is going to be hauled out before we move in, right?”

“Why does the mailbox have a lock on it?”

“Okay but seriously, if we buy this house, can we get the key to the mailbox?”

What is the weirdest question you asked a seller or were asked when selling property?

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