20 Cringeworthy Pronunciation Fails

Pronunciation fails are like broccoli caught in your teeth. A good friend will tell you; a bold acquaintance might tell you; others will inwardly cringe and let it slide.

Pronunciation fails can be funny, like hearing nails on a chalkboard, or downright embarrassing.

“Recently, I said expidentionally instead of exponentially. I was speaking with a highly intelligent friend. I think she threw up in her mouth, a little.”

-A friend of mine who admitted this on social media and whose intelligence I can vouch for.

Even the most articulate speakers mispronounce a word on occasion. If you are the target of snickering from pronunciation fails, well, join the club. And then fuhgeddaboudit.

Language is tricksy, precious. If you commonly mispronounce one of these words, it is likely because you’ve heard it mispronounced or because in reading a word your eyes skip over a letter. For this post I polled social media followers for input on the list of pronunciation fails nearest and dearest to their sanity. Even though many of these are on other lists of commonly mispronounced words, they are still being mispronounced. And some words are fairly new to our language, which can easily harbor a bit of confusion.

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20 Cringeworthy Pronunciation Fails

All

Not ‘alls’. The only time adding an “s” to all is correct, is when it is a contraction of “all is.” So, all’s fair in love and war works, but alls you need is love doesn’t. Alls is apparently a colloquialism in the Midwest or in various boondocks.

Ask

It’s easy to transpose the s and k in this word and say: aks. Correcting this common pronunciation fail axe pronunciation failtakes being mindful of saying ‘s’ before ‘k’. Ask.

Athlete

Adding an extra letter is a common mistake, and in athlete it’s an extra ‘e’. Pronounce it ‘ath-leet’, not ‘ath-a-leet’.

Bonus: pronouncing it correctly will help you spell it correctly.

Especially and Espresso

Ask isn’t the only word where ‘s’ is mispronounced ‘x’. Any barista will tell you that despite the word being displayed on menu boards in every coffee shop, pronunciation fails happen every day. It’s ‘e-spres-oh’ not ‘ex-spres-oh’. Likewise, you ‘ih-speshuh-lee’ love lattes, not ‘expecially’.

February

The tendency to say Feb-yoo-a-ree is a strong one. You must resist the dark side and pronounce both r’s: Feb-roo-a-ree. Say it a few times and the correct pronunciation will slowly start to feel like home. Feb-roo-a-ree. Feb-roo-a-ree.

Frustrate

Fuss-trate actually is frustrating for many ears, so say ‘fruhs-treyt’! pronunciation fails - These pronunciation fails are so common that you may not realize you are mispronouncing them, along with two words that might not even be words, at all!

GIF

It’s fairly new on the scene and the question is: is it pronounced with a hard ‘g’ like gift or a soft ‘g’ like jiff? Both are technically (dictionarily) correct. But there is an impassioned debate (lasting nearly 30 years, no less). More on that in a jiffy.

(The missing piece in the GIF debate is here. GIF Pronunciation: Why Hard (G) Logic Doesn’t Rule.)

Granted

If you aren’t speaking about igneous rock, then you want to say ‘granted’ and not ‘granite’.

Hold

Hold should definitely end with a ‘d’  sound rather than a ‘t’.  Hold, not holt.

Library

So the b + r combo is a difficult one for English speakers. It’s not ‘liberry’ but ‘li-bra-ree’.

Mischievous

I distinctly remember an elementary school teacher pronouncing this word with an extra ‘i’. She was reading a novel aloud and would say, “mischee-vee-uhs.” So even teachers perpetuate pronunciation fails. Pronounce it: ‘mis-chuh-vuh s’.

Nuclear

Try not to say ‘nu-cu-lar’. It should be ‘nuc-lee-ar’.

Pamphlet

Don’t let that ‘p’ tempt you to pronounce it. The p+h makes an ‘eff’ sound, so say, ‘pam-flit’. 

Picture

Pronouncing this word correctly (‘pik-cher’) differentiates this word from a pitcher, although people often say the latter when they mean the former.

Probably

It’s not ‘prob-ly’. Pronounce all the letters you see: ‘prob-ab-ly’. You can check yourself with a quick syllable count. You should be hitting 3, not 2.

Pronounce vs. Pronunciation

Ironically, pronounce is often incorrectly spouted as ‘per-nounce.’

People mistakenly say or write “pro-nounce-i-ay-shun’ instead of ‘pro-nun-si-ay-shun’. Don’t be that person. Don’t be those nails scratching the chalkboard. Don’t be the broccoli in the teeth.

Realtor

Ask any ‘reeuh l-ter’, and they will tell you that ‘reel-uh-tur’ is a pronunciation fail. If you want to pronounce the “uh” sound, it goes before the ‘l.’ Or you can simply say ‘reel-ter’. Speaker’s choice.

Spatula

The reasoning for pronouncing this word as ‘spatch-ler’ is beyond me. It should be ‘spachuh-luh’. 

Supposed & Supposedly

This word is commonly mispronounced on its own (suh-post) and in the phrase ‘supposed to be’ it becomes almost unrecognizable when mispronounced as ‘post to be’. Here it is in all it’s glory: ‘suhpohzd’.

Likewise, when the adverb form of the word is used, some change the ‘d’ to a ‘b’. I don’t imagine that ‘suposibly’ will ever be an acceptable pronunciation. Instead, say ‘suhpoh-zid-lee’ (and be hailed).

Turmeric

For some reason that first r gets wrongfully ignored: “tume-erick’ or ‘tume-rick’. Give the ‘r’ some love, guys. It’s pronounced ‘tur-mer-ik’.

 

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2 Words that Sound like Pronunciation Fails

Two words have to be addressed here. Most people don’t even consider them words, at all: conversate and irregardless.

Re: conversate

Technically, it’s a word. But why use conversate instead of converse? They have the same meaning. In my opinion, conversate is used when the speaker is trying to sound more articulate than, ahem, their current reality. Expidentionally so.

“When language devotees hear back-formed variants such as “commentate,” “orientate,” or “conversate,” they probably feel the way I do when someone else in the house buys and opens a new jar of mayonnaise without checking to see if there’s one already open in the refrigerator. They’ve wasted money and space in the fridge, and now we have two jars to deal with instead of one.”

— Neal Whitman, aka Grammar Girl

Re: irregardless

Hell hath no fury like a logophile hearing the word “irregardless.”

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Although irregardless has been popping up in the English language since 1927, it is still (largely) considered an unacceptable word. The dictionaries deem it an actual, albeit nonstandard word. It gets a bad rap because it containsdouble neg - pronunciation fails a double negative, making the literal meaning the opposite of its intended meaning.

The prefix ir- means not. The suffix -less means without. So the word literally means: not without regard. The double negative cancels each other out so the word means: with regard. It is used–arguably incorrectly–as a synonym for regardless, which means without regard.

“There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead.”

Merriam Webster

At best, conversate and irregardless are nonstandard words. If you say these words, the chance is high that the connotation will negatively effect how you are received. And there is no gain in using them–so irregardless of your knowledge on the subject, it’s best to leave these out when you conversate. Savvy?

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It happens. We make mistakes, especially in spoken language. It’s a think-on-your-feet art and not everyone expels at it, er, excels at it.

Sidenote: As a former barista, the author’s eyes will probly bulge right out of her head and plop onto the floor if she overhears you order an extra shot of expresso. That will be on you.

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